Its self promotion time, if this blog could not get anymore self promotional. I have got some cards printed up. In the words of Team America “what we need is a montage“. If you want one, let me know. I have also made some wallpaper so readers can be permanently reminded of Shiptonblog. Just do whatever you do to set your image to Wallpaper, links here:

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On Shiptonblog there have been zombies, there have been cyborgs, and then robot zombies. Now there is a Robot Zombie Terrorist

I was considering the fate of old people after reading that they will be tagged. I can imagine a scenario as I try to escape on a zimmerframe while council officials try to register me so I can be scooped up and taken to a old people prison. The way the old are treated are is generally pretty awful, personally I don’t fancy it much myself. That’s why I will be arranging for a hitman to visit the old peoples home once my faculties have degraded to the extent I can no longer play the games console plugged directly into my brain…