Pecking’s too good for him!
Death to Bernard Matthews! Feed him to his zombie birdflu turkeys! Drawing
February 16, 2007
FREE Print Quality Emergency London Fashion Week Valentines Card Drawing
February 14, 2007
Shiptonblog presents a FREE emergency valentines card. Simply download the PDF cut out and present to your loved one in a sham corporate enforced display of consumerist greed. This card also commemorates London Fashion week and the wonderful display of Britain’s best under-age smackhead waifs with eating disorders.
Shiptonblog climate change solution! Drawing
February 12, 2007
I blame the Cows.
Snowday Articles and Features
February 8, 2007
New for Shiptonblog! My Flash Gallery of my day in the snow in Oxford. I have no idea how I made this, but it appears to work. My first real adventure in to the world of action script and xml. Great for when you’re defrosting!
I looked out the window and saw it was snowing!
Yep! its still snowing!
OMG we are all going to die of Bird Flu…again Articles and Features,Rants
February 5, 2007
Mass turkey genocide in February indicates the seasonal return of Bird Flu paranoia. On Saturday I had some delicious duck breast that I cooked myself. 3mins on one side and 2mins on the other, it was bright purple and practically quacked as I stuck my fork in it. As far as I can tell I have not gotten Bird Flu yet.
Here is a very brief guide to Bird Flu:
- Bird Flu is not Bernard Mathews fault and is nothing to do with turkey twizzlers
- Can I re-iterate that Bernard Mathews is not to blame for bringing Bird Flu to Britain
- When we are all dieing of Bird Flu our thoughts of Bernard Matthews will simply be that of nostalgia for the soft focus adverts from the 80′s where he said ‘Bootiful’ and not bitter resentment for his bringing Bird Flu to the UK.
- A man who would refer to reclaimed turkey meat as ‘Bootiful’ in an advert specifically directed at young children is the sort of responsible chap who would never ever allow some terrible mishap to happen at one of his intensive turkey farms that could result a plague of death and destruction like Europe has never before seen.
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