
Jade has to learn to love Big Brother. It made her, its unmade her, and it will make her again. She is utterly in Big Brothers thrall, and has been subjected to more than 30 minutes of hate, her life is room 101. A product of her environment, Channel 4, she has been shown up to be an Ignorant bully. She will never realise that it is possible to escape her captors by rejecting Big Brother, rejecting Channel 4 and rejecting shit sleb magazines.
She can’t and won’t, despite it being her only real chance of redemption.
I have finally gotten around to making a MySpace page. While I am initially suspicious of it I’ve decided to give it a go to see if it actually works. The problem is I don’t like Rupert Murdoch (owner of MySpace) that much, the Sun and Fox News being shining examples of his evilitude. Similarly I find Lilly Allen unbearably irritating and I refuse to listen to the Arctic Monkeys on principle. But on the other hand there seem to be loads of artists and illustrators amongst others hanging around on MySpace so perhaps it isn’t all that bad. It seems to be outlasting the average lifespan of a fad (not that I am against fads in general). So please check out my MySpace page and if you have one add me to your friends as I have none but ‘Tom’ who appears to be the surplus cnut who invented MySpace in the first place. At this rate Ill be getting a flicker site and stuff on YouTube before long!
Shiptonblog on myspace