Tuesday 7th September 2010

STUFF

September 23, 2006

“you wot?”

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Dir: Alfonso Cuarón
Date: 2006
Length: 109 min

*MILD SPOILER ALERT* *ITS GOOD JUST GO AND SEE IT*

In one scene the camera pans past a field of mouldy burnt cows, a polluted ditch and a smog belching town in the background. This is supposed to be the Britain of 2027 but in looks more like 1998 to me. Throughout Children of Men Britain is depicted as a facist state thats falling apart. Scenes continually reference modern troubles brought home to a future Blighty. Chinooks sweep across empty fields, reminding me of Gleneagles 2005. The explosive finale takes place in a Bexhill refugee camp with machine gun totting crusties battling tanks. The actions scenes are so full on it makes you think what it would be like to be in Lebanon recently or Gaza a lot of the time (or playing Battlefield 2 on maximum settings).
The central premise of the film is based on PD James’ book of the same name. The idea being that humanity is now infertile and dieing out, however a frazzled character Theodore Faron (Clive Owen) finds himself having to protect the first pregnant woman in 18 years. This ‘humanity in peril’ is used by Alfonso Cuar√≥n to take the viewer on a tour of Britain totally fucked. Where Palestine and Iraq have become the worlds future. As a result the film has an underlying bleak tension that at points becomes almost unbearable.
For me this film ticked nearly all the boxes, sci-fi, post-apocalyptic (although really its plain apocalyptic), thriller, in Britain. Its everything I wanted from V for Vendetta but didn’t get. It reminds me of earlier dystopian films like The Handmaids Tale – while ostensibley Sci-Fi are more about the present than anything else. There is also a tiny little Mad Max in there, any film set in future Britain will have 1984 overtones . At times felt like an updated version of Threads, its certainly had its ultra-bleak moments. I was pleased to see Michael Caine as a weed puffing political cartoonist listening to roots manuva, and the evil dude from Serenity (Chiwetal Ejiofor) being extremley cool too. Readers of the book may have a problem with it though. I just love the way the makers of the film went to town on the concept of ‘fucked up Britain in 2027′. Readers of Shiptonblog may realise its somthing I’m totally obsessed with from my posts on the future of Britain and particulary the demise of business parks.

9/10

September 17, 2006

I am proud to announce a new Anarchy Annual for 2006 featuring artwork from myself and an advertorial for a zombie energy drink written by Matthew Craig.

Download an Anarchy Annual PDF (1.3 MB). You can also click here or on the image on the left to see the Anarchy Annual enlarged in a web friendly format (0.6 MB) –>

The Quinquennial Anarchy Annual has somewhat confusingly been created 4 years ahead of schedule. Originally made for my degree show (Visual Arts: Drawing, Camberwell College of Arts 2001) Anarchy Annual is a mixture of puzzles, games and opinion all created with the intention the dismantling of our oppressive hierarchical society. Feel free to print and distribute the Anarchy Annual as you see fit!

2006 Anarchy Annual *new*
2005 Anarchy Annual
2001 Anarchy Annual

September 6, 2006

A tribute to steve irwinThe world has lost one of its great naturalists. Darwin, Durrel, James Herriot were all rubbish in comparison to the legend of Steve Irwin. Having brought about a veritable renaissance in antipodean reptile taunting in the post Dundee era Irwin will be sorely missed. Television viewers young and old across the globe happily gawped at Irwin’s incredible ability to go very close to very dangerous animals, and I am proud to say I was one of them (the viewers that is).
Irwin was a paradigm of Australian-ness-ness, his broad accent, enthusiasm and no-nonsense manner appealed to all. Born in Melbourne and brought up in Queensland he learnt his trade in his families‚Äô reptile park, which he then took over and renamed ‘Australia Zoo’ – now firmly on my list of places to visit. It was only a matter of time before his lizard grabbing made it onto TV and the rest is history.
I first watched his ‘World‚Äôs Deadliest Snakes’ and was captivated by his approach to nature documentary footage. Boring old Sir David Attenborough would stand in front of the animal of choice and whisper, while Steve would be crawling through the undergrowth to wrestle it to the ground. Steve Irwin was a great believer in conservation and bought land all over the world as a result. He had strong views and often responded to his critics. Whether I agreed with him or not I liked him.
Sometimes when somebody dies you wish they could be alive again. But he went out the way he would have wanted. Pagan warriors would wish to die in battle so they could cross the bridge of swords to feast in the halls of the otherworld. Irwin is now one of the few people to have been killed by a Stingray, his death was an exceptional one, and he is no doubt wrestling in the great crocodome in the sky.

Staying over at a friend‚Äôs house and having a lovely evening drinking and partying. Upon leaving in the morning discovering your lift from the previous night had run over the host’s cat.